then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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