Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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