I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
a search helicopter?!
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
