I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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