Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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