she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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