Hey man sorry I got all grabby
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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