i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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