Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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