I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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