Don't you send me to vm
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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