so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I had to cum in my sink.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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