we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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