is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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