I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
last night I used snow as a chaser
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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