i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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