Its about making memories worth repressing
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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