The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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