she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
where am i from again
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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