What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
