apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Randomize
