so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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