Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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