Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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