I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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