just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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