Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
People in love make me want to vomit
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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