the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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