Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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