Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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