is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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