No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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