So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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