How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
