ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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