Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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