I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she pinky promised me she was 18
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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