Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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