Three words: puerto rican gang bang
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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