okay pat passed out under dana's car
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
false alarm, still single
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
