i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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