he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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