Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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