What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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