So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
