i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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