We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
