I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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