I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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