I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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