Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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