can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I am available for nakedness
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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